Poopy Tales

Sam and I have really been on a roll lately. I think somewhere he has a hidden sense of humor and is loving the experience of his new body. Despite his many blowouts this past week, today he blew out all over me. You may have heard of projectile vomitting, but this was projectile pooping! On my jeans, shirt, blanket...you'd think I would have done something or covered him up but I was in such a state of shock I just watched the whole thing happen all over me. Furthermore I realized I now was donning the Momdrobe AKA: Mom Wardrobe. Be it breastmilk, poop or pee wiper off and off you'll be. Yes, I just wiped it off and treated myself to a hot chocolate at Barnes and Noble. Love it :)
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