Ma Names Chubby

Ma Daddy's Chubby,
Ma Mamma's Chubby,
and My Dog's are Chubby.

One day my dad took me out for a motorcyle ride
and I said, "faster daddy, faster" and he went faster
and I said, "faster daddy, faster" and he went faster
and I said, "faster daddy, faster" and he went faster
and I said, "Slow down daddy!"

Tonight at dinner I was resting my jowls on my curled up fists and was just looking at my water glass for a minute. I look across the way of the table, which just happens to be the best view of Sam, and see Sam curl up his hands up to his cute chubby cheeks forcing his lips out.

I started to laugh and then launched in to my favorite story as a kid--"My name is Chubby." Sam started to laugh, so I started to laugh more and the story kept going, the motorcycle ride continued, until I was ultimately moving my chubby face to a stretched out face saying enthusiastically, "SlOWWW down Daddddy!" Laughing and laughing as a family I couldn't think of any place with any other people I'd rather be than right there with my family.